Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Kidzone Contents 1 - 30.

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Contents.

Kidzone 30.

A Bible quiz.
Story - Cuthbert the clock.
Illusion - Discovering hidden colours.
Laugh break - Two sons,
Your questions answered - Where is heaven?
Answers to Bible quiz.


Kidzone 29.

Story - The old oak tree.
Your questions answered - Can God speak to us with a voive that we can actually hear?
Quiz - Hidden books of the Bible.
Laugh break - A retirement funny.

Kidzone 28.

Story - Jimmy's amazing healing.
Illusion - All wrongdoing is serious.
Your questions answered - Do all religions lead to God?
Laugh break - A children funny.

Kidzone 26.

Story - Doing the right thing.
Illusion - Hitting a target with a balloon.
Your questions answered - Why did Adam and Eve sin against God?
Laugh break - The letter of reference.

Kidzone 25.

Story - Jimmy's big day out
Your questions answeres - Did God make cavemen?
Illusion - Floating a cork on water.
Laugh break - Seven reasons not to mess with a child.


Kidzone 24.

Story - Leo the lion.
- Processionary caterpillars.
Your questions answered - Can I be a Christian even if my parents aren't?
Illusion - Blowing a coin into a dish.
Laugh break - Classic comments (All from children).


Kidzone 23.

Story - "I give you me!"
Illusion - Cutting a banana in half without touching it.
Your questions answered - Where did Cain get his wife from?
Laugh break - Walking by faith.

Kidzone 22.

Symbols of Christmas.
Your questions answered - What proof is there that God exists?
Laugh break - Cats and dogs.
Illusion - Changing the lengths of three ropes.

Kidzone 21.

Story - Message in a bottle.
Your questions answered - Why does God allow suffering?
Illusion - Standing up under pressure.
Lguah barek - Can you raed tihs?

Kidzone 20.

Story - DOG/GOD
Your questions answered - When did God create angels?
Illusion - Colours.
Laugh break - Little Johnny.

Kidzone 19.

Story - The true picture of your life.
Your questions answered - If Adam and Eve were white skinned, how did dark skinned people come about?
Laugh break - A lie funny.
Illusion - John 3.16.


Kidzone 18.

Illusion - Finished files.
Your questions answered - If God knows the future, does that mean that what is going to happen is going to happen?
Story - A free pardon
Laugh Break - All I really need to know, I learned in the kindergarten.


Kidzone 17.

Story - Jesus for tea.
Your questions answered - Do people have more than one life on earth?
Illusion - 23 coin challenge.
Laugh Break - Gems from the classroom.


Kidzone 16.

Your questions answered - If I ask God for something, will He give it to me?
Story - God knows best.
Illusion - Predicting the future.
Laugh Break - "Hold your tongue".


Kidzone 15.

Story - The little monkey.
Illusion - Needle through a balloon.
Your questions answered - Did some people in the Bible really live until they were over 900 years old?
Laugh Break - Even still more of George's favourite jokes.


Kidzone 14.

Story - Honouring your parents.
Illusion - R U E?
Your questions answered - When is Jesus coming back to earth?
Laugh Break - Still more of George's favourite jokes.

Kidzone 13.

Story - The portrait of the son.
Illusion - Blowing a paper into a bottle.
Laugh Break - More of George's favourite jokes.
Your questions answered - Did God write the Bible?

Kidzone 12.

Story - Mine twice over.
Illusion - Three cup challenge.
Laugh Break - George's favourite jokes.
Your questions answered - Why did God use Adam's rib to create Eve?

Kidzone 11.

A story for Remembrance day - Doing your duty.
Illusion - Restoring a cut rope.
Laugh Break - Things young children have been heard to pray.
Your questions answered - Why did God create the earth the way it is?

Kidzone 10.

Jimmy and the six weird witches. 6. - The Screaming witch of hate.
Illusion - Instant calculations.
Laugh Break - Classic comments (All from children).
Your questions answered - Why is water essential for life?

Kidzone 9.

Jimmy and the six weird witches. 5. - Freda Fib.
Illusion - Amazing memory feat.
Laugh Break - Dumb Laws.
Your questions answered - When did God create Dinosaurs?

Kidzone 8.

Jimmy and the six weird witches. 4. - Library Lizzy.
Illusion - Making the right choice.
Laugh Break - Tongue Twisters.
Your questions answered - Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Kidzone 7.

Jimmy and the six weird witches 3. - The Tricky witch.
Illusion - Miracles.
Your questions answered - How do I know the Christian faith is true?
Laugh Break - Things Kids say.

Kidzone 6.

Jimmy and the six weird witches 2. - Old Mother Curseandswear.
Illusion - Jumping elastic bands.
Your questions answered - Why did God make us, and the world?
Laugh Break - Why God made moms.

Kidzone 5.

Jimmy and the six weird witches 1. - Moaning Maggie.
Illusion - Floating a pin on water.
Laugh Break - What is love?
Your questions answered - Is Jesus really God?

Kidzone 4.

Story - A free pardon.
Illusion - a. The meaning of the cross. b. The resurrection of Christ.
Laugh Break - Can you trust your senses?
Your questions answered - Did Jesus really rise from the dead?

Kidzone 3.

Story - Wesley Steelberg.
Illusion - WOW/MOM.
Laugh Break - Body challenges.
Your questions answered - Why is my brother / sister nasty to me?

Kidzone 2.

Story - A modern Prodigal.
Illusion - Faith - A water experiment.
Laugh Break - A success funny.
Your questions answered- Is there life elsewhere in the Universe?

Kidzone 1.

Story - A soldier gives up his life for his friends.
Illusion - Passing a pencil through a handkerchief.
Laugh Break - Advice for Kids.
Your questions answered - Who made God?

Kidzone 30.

Kidzone 30.


A Bible Quiz

How many books are there in the whole Bible?
How many books are there in the Old Testament?
How many books are there in the New Testament?
In which Testament would you look for the Sermon on the Mount?
In which Testament would you look for the story of Jonah and the great fish?
How many of the New Testament books are called the Gospels?
In what book of the Bible would you read about Shadrach, Meshach and Abed-nego?
What is the first book in the Bible?
What is the last book in the Bible?
If you opened the Bible in the middle, what book would you find?
(Answers at the bottom of page)


Story - Cuthbert the clock.


Cuthbert was a big, chiming, handsome clock, which the Smith family had purchased for a lot of money. They were very proud of Cuthbert. The problem was, Cuthbert wasn't a real clock, he was a pretend one.

One day Cuthbert thought to himself "I'll have a great time today. I am getting really good at pretending." Only last week he had been slow, and made Mr Smith late for work, and the children late for school. He thought it was great fun. "Today I will be fast" thought Cuthbert. At 6 a.m. Cuthbert chimed 7 a.m., and all the Smiths got up 1 hour too early. They groaned when they switched on the T.V. and found the real time. "Oh that stupid clock" they thought. Cuthbert just laughed, he thought it was great fun. But the Smiths were angry.

When the Smiths looked at Cuthbert, they expected to see the right time. Cuthbert looked like a clock, he chimed like a clock, he had a face like a clock, when they bought him, he even had a label attached, which said "clock". But Cuthbert wasn't a real clock because he didn't keep the right time. He didn't do what he was supposed to do. He was a pretend clock!

The Smiths were going on holiday. They had their aeroplane tickets booked for a 9 a.m. flight. But Cuthbert played "Pretend" once too often. He got everyone up too late, and they missed their flight. They all looked at Cuthbert "He'll have to go" said Mr Smith - and threw Cuthbert away! Cuthbert was replaced by a cheap little alarm clock. It didn't look as handsome as Cuthbert. But it was a real clock and did what it was supposed to do. It kept the right time.

Like Cuthbert, the pretend clock, there are some pretend Christians. They may appear to be good, do and say all the right things, but they are pretending. They don't really know Jesus as their Lord and Saviour. But when Jesus returns to earth, only the real Christians will welcome Him, and go to be with Him in heaven. All the pretenders will be found out and left behind. We need to make sure that we are REAL Christians, and not pretend ones.


Illusion - Discovering hidden colours.

The ink that comes from a felt tip pen will appear to be just one color, but in fact it will probably be a mixture of different colors. This is how to discover those different colors Choose four or five different colored felt tip pens. It is best to use fairly dark colors and fairly cheap pens as these will contain more impurities (i.e. colors). Take a strip of white tissue paper (e.g. 15cm. x 8cm.) and make a line of dots with your different pens about 3cm. from the bottom. Hang your paper over the edge of a glass containing about 2 cm. of water, so that the bottom of the paper is in the water and the dots are about 1cm. above the water level. The water will begin to move up the tissue, and when it reaches the dots, capillary action will cause the hidden colors to travel up the paper at different rates.

After a few minutes, although there will probably be some "smearing", you should clearly be able to see three or four distinct colors originating from each dot.

"The Bible tells us that God has given each of us different gifts to use (Romans 12 v. 6). One of the most exciting things about growing up is to discover what special gifts, talents and abilities you have and then to use them to serve God.

You may think that you are only good at one thing, perhaps running, music, reading, drawing etc. When you get older you will find other gifts that God has already placed in you. Some of you may find that you have a gift for teaching, or for looking after small children. Others may discover they have a gift for writing or telling others about Jesus. Some of you may be good at making friends, listening to others, helping people in need, or giving to the poor. Some may find they are good at encouraging people, hospitality, or looking after the sick.

All these gifts, and many more, can be used to serve God. Jesus actually told us that when we are doing good to others, we are actually doing good to Him. (Matthew 25 v. 40). So discover which gifts God has given you. Concentrate on doing what you are good at, and use your abilities to serve God, because there is nothing more important or wonderful than that."


Laugh Break - Two sons.
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1. A little boy was waiting on his mother to come out of a store. As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, "Son, can you tell me where the post office is?"The little boy replied, "Sure, just go straight down the street a couple of blocks and turn to your right." The man thanked the boy kindly and said, "I'm the new preacher in town and I'd like for you to come to church on Sunday. I'll show you how to get to Heaven."The little boy replied with a chuckle, "Awww, come on; you don't even know the way to the post office!"


2. A mother always had difficulty persuading her son to go to church. Finally, one Sunday morning, the conversation went something like this :-

Mother. "It's time to go to church."
Son. "I don't want to go to church."
Mother. "Why don't you want to go to church?"
Son. "Because I don't like the preaching, and I don't like the people."
Mother. "But you must go to church."
Son. "Just give me one good reason why I should go to church."
Mother. "Because you're the PASTOR."


Your questions answered - Where is heaven?

Jesus came from heaven to earth, so He knows all about heaven. Actually Jesus didn't say very much about where heaven is, or what it is like. He was more concerned with warning people about the dangers of rejecting him, and so missing out on heaven altogether.

We do know, however, that heaven is beautiful, permanent and that we won't ever die, get old, get sick, hungry, tired, etc. Because everything there is "very good". The best thing about it is that Jesus will be there.

As to heaven's location, the Bible describes heaven as being "Upward", "To the North" and "Beyond the stars". Many Christians believe that heaven is on another planet in another part of, or beyond, our Universe. Other Christians believe that heaven is located right here, but in another dimension, so that we are completely unaware of it. If you have seen the film "The Lion, the witch and the wardrobe" it may be rather like that, when the children passed through a "Door" (in the wardrobe) into a new world existing in another dimension.

We don't need to worry about how we will be transported to heaven. Jesus will take care of that. Just make sure that you are really trusting in him.


Hidden Books of the Bible (Kidzone 29) - Answers.
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The names of sixteen books of the English Bible are hidden in the text of the following paragraph. Can you find all sixteen of them?
I once made a remark about the hidden books of the Bible. It was a lulu. Kept people looking so hard for facts and for others it was a revelation. Some were in a jam, especially since the names of the books were not capitalized. But the truth finally struck home to numbers of readers. To others, it was a real job. We want it to be a most fascinating few moments for you. Yes, there will be some really easy ones to spot. Others may require judges to help them. I will quickly admit it usually takes a minister to find one of them, and there will be loud lamentations when it is found. One little lady says she brews a cup of tea, so she can concentrate better. See how well you can compete. Relax now for there are really sixteen names of books of the Bible in this story.

Answers.
I once made a remark about the hidden books of the Bible. It wasa lulu. Kept people looking so hard for facts and for others it was a revelation. Some were in ajam, especially since the names of the books were not capitalized. But the truth finally struck home to numbers of readers. To others, it was a real job. We want it to be a most fascinating few moments for you. Yes, there will be some really easy ones to spot. Others may require judges to help them. I will quickly admit it usually takes a minister to find one of them, and there will be loud lamentations when it is found. One little lady says she brews a cup of tea, so she can concentrate better. See how well you can compete. Relax now for there are really sixteen names of books of the Bible in this story.

Answers to Bible quiz (Kidzone 30).

Sixty-six
Thirty-nine
Twenty-seven
New Testament
Old Testament
Four - Matthew, Mark, Luke,and John
Daniel
Genesis
Revelation
Psalms